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Yesterday, I changed my MSN nick name to “Super Duper Tuper Luper Sleepy“. Trust me, I anyhow typed the “Tuper and Luper“. Sometime in the afternoon, eMKa messaged me, saying: “You missed Euper there between Tuper and Luper”.
Me: “How can?”
MK: “Somehow I see the pattern there:
S atu (one) -> S uper
D ua (two) -> D uper
T iga (three) -> T uper
E mpat (four) -> E uper
L ima (five) -> L uper”
Me: “Woah, brilliant!!!” And immediately I changed my nick name to Super Duper Tuper Euper Luper Sleepy hahaha……

Two minutes later:
MK: “Ehhhhh…….. got a better one”
Me: “What?”
MK: “Continue the pattern:
S atu (one)
D ua (two)
T iga (three)
E mpat (four)
L ima (five)
E name (six)
T ujuh (seven)
D elapan (eight)
S embilan (nine)

And you’ll get: Super Duper Tuper Euper Luper Euper Tuper Duper Super.
It’s a Palindrome, can you believe it?”
Me: “-.-!!”

Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP) ….. Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB). If that’s not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you. So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)? With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH), You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund. If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH). To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE). If that doesn’t help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads. If you don’t own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS) ….. Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

Can skip you’ve read this before

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : “Do you have color TV ?”
Salesgirl : “Yes !”
Ah Beng : “Give me a green one, please “
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected”, but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ” Yes “
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : “What is that shiny object ?”
Salesgirl : “That is a thermos flask.”
Ah Beng : “What does it do ?”
Salesgirl : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”
Ah Beng : “I’ll buy it”
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : “What is that shiny object ?”
Ah Beng : “It’s a thermos flask.”
Boss : “What does it do ?”
Ah Beng : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”
Boss : “What do you have in it !?”
Ah Beng : “Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream”
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can’t Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can’t find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the ‘Help’ command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : “I press the ‘F1′ key for help lah, but it’s been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!”
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah – but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah” “Oh dear !” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But .. what happened to the other ear ?” Ah Beng answered : “That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!”
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: “COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?”
Operator: “JUST A MINUTE…”
Ah Beng : “THANK YOU” AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
“It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT”, Ah Beng brags.
“FIVE MONTHS ? THAT’S TOO LONG”, the friend exclaims.
“YOU ARE A FOOL.” Ah Beng replies, “SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS”.
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At a bar in New York , the man to Ah Beng’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE” and his companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE”. The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, “AND YOU, SIR ?”
Ah Beng replies : “Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah”

Let’s see if you can solve it. This one very tricky.

I find it very funny, and thought of sharing it out.