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These are what will happen if oil price keeps increasing at their current rate.

hehe…. which one you like best?

Got this from my mailbox.

Thanks, I’ll be careful

Since when bear drinks wine?

Even after you died, you still need to clean the table.

Press the glass if you want to …

Are you smiling now?

This will be hard to digest

Lord of The Rings plays tennis?

Now I am very insulted if I get this as my birthday present

Other children not made in China are safe

Feel like punching someone?

Not since Abraham’s wife, Sarah, did anyone over 70 gets pregnant

Have a good plan before you slip

If you are dead, go to the hospital

Cheated of breathing?

Didn’t know pork has souls?

If you don’t want any trouble, don’t call

Very helpful indeed

 
Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn’t be fit on the chart. Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock?

Courtesy of xkcd.

I read it from someone else’s magazine in the bus just now:
“Marriage is not just a word. It’s a sentence man, a life sentence …“

This is so funny …

This is hilarious

Yesterday, I changed my MSN nick name to “Super Duper Tuper Luper Sleepy“. Trust me, I anyhow typed the “Tuper and Luper“. Sometime in the afternoon, eMKa messaged me, saying: “You missed Euper there between Tuper and Luper”.
Me: “How can?”
MK: “Somehow I see the pattern there:
S atu (one) -> S uper
D ua (two) -> D uper
T iga (three) -> T uper
E mpat (four) -> E uper
L ima (five) -> L uper”
Me: “Woah, brilliant!!!” And immediately I changed my nick name to Super Duper Tuper Euper Luper Sleepy hahaha……

Two minutes later:
MK: “Ehhhhh…….. got a better one”
Me: “What?”
MK: “Continue the pattern:
S atu (one)
D ua (two)
T iga (three)
E mpat (four)
L ima (five)
E name (six)
T ujuh (seven)
D elapan (eight)
S embilan (nine)

And you’ll get: Super Duper Tuper Euper Luper Euper Tuper Duper Super.
It’s a Palindrome, can you believe it?”
Me: “-.-!!”